Daily Limerick
Saturday, November 2, 2013
and Sloop (Biederman) Central

The first Complete Daily Limerick e-book is now available (along with Sloop's novel)! Click on "Sloop Central" for info on performances, show Webcasts, social media links, headshots/resumes, songs, the Stand-Up Poem of the Month, blah blah blah. You can also find him on Facebook and Twit-ter (@dailylimerickne). Or e-mail Sloop, for all we care!

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Kind of a “blog” since before the term “blog”—except it’s edited, done by the “qualified” and doesn’t totally suck ass (most days)! (Led by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye; L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival.)




As we hit the month of November

some gimmick with ’stashes, “Mo-vember,”

but I say we call it--

hail month full-on fall wit’--

the most awesome month of “Blow-vember”!



The website for the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders was hacked, directing users to a porn site.

This actually works as a convenience to site visitors, considering their next browsing stop would likely be… Well, it’s convenient, as we said…


Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!…




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