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Edited by Chief Limericist John Sloop Biederman, author ("The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton," etc.) and humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, August 23, 2019
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DAILY LIMERICK 8/23/2019:
Elon Musk's--part genius, part dolt--pinned
Mars to be nuked? Claims that the the joltin'
could make it habitable!
Whole planet nuke he'd pull?
Who's Musk think he is--John Bolton?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/23/2019:
Plans are underway for the introduction of "healthcare ATMs."

These are envisioned as kiosks, like banks' Automatic Teller Machines, to provide all sorts of medical services short of surgery and stuff.

Recently, our Chief Limericist made an ATM deposit and one check, for $350, was read by the ATM as $3.50.

Big pain-in-the-ass and all--'nother story--but, hey, that caused problems with all-important finances. It's not like "healthcare ATMs" can screw up anything crucial like…er, like…um…
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