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Edited by Chief Limericist John Sloop Biederman, author ("The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton," etc.) and humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, November 6, 2019
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John "Sloop" Biederman, Author
DAILY LIMERICK 11/6/2019:
The NFL's sponsorship glut
hits pizza? All local what's-what?
One thing, o'er, could smack hands
'cross oft-divided land-
few joints CAN'T "out-Hut the Hut"!
 
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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 11/6/2019:
Having groceries delivered for the first time.
 
Health kink arose. Not happy with it.
 
In fact, will be explaining that to each delivery folk I encounter…
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