Daily Limerick: Sloop (Biederman) Central--
Contains Mature (and immature) Content; If You’re a Minor, Go Away!
With links to the Stand-Up Poem of the Month, Bio, Gig and Pub Lists, head shots and info on his Web videos and upcoming One-Man Show (below)
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[For Sloop's Voiceover Demo, click Here!]
UPCOMING GIGS (& Sloop News):
For reasons of getting paid and such , if you see 'em live, always mention you're there to see Sloop!
"That was real romantic."
--Frighteningly cruel chick who hit up on Sloop at the Green Mill,
in reaction to his rendition of his "The Porn Fairy"
Party! Glorified Rehearsal for Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon!
Friday, November 8, 2013
Phyllis' Musical Inn, 1800 W. Division, Chicago
Cover: Pass the Hat?
We need to work some new Wagon members into the fold, but we wanna play for our fans, and these fans can't seem to get enough of the musical-comedic-titiliating-becostumed spectacle that is Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon so... There you have it. We'll be performing--and you can be part of it! Seriously--jump on stage, dance around, lose your composure... Will it be a meticulously organized "set"? Nope. But it IS a sneak preview of the glorious-ness to come from the Nut Wagon and, really, we're not just band--we're a way of life! In high school, bands would rehearse, invite friends and call it a party so... Stay young at heart! Party with Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon!
Quit Calling Me 'Shirley'!...
FINALLY COMING IN DECEMBER--The Long-awaited Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon/Live Video Filming!
Keep Tuned to This Site for Soon-To-Cum Details!
Sloop and his Nut Wagon launched with its October debut(s)--a smashing success and crowd sensation, despite a less-than-full Wagon! Oh, we had the core--Maestro Stephan Portugal, ivory-ticklin', sexy dance/sing-along dame, comedic shenanigan's, costumes... But while upping the ante is a constant goal for the Wagon, we were waiting for a couple key jigsaw pieces for this Grand Live Video and... Finally roping in a cat on the skins (disappeared, as drummers do, in October)--and the Magnificence of... Tuba! Start honing your kazoo licks, folks--and star along with Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon in our video for “Fireworks, Cheeze ’n’ Porn”!
Who Needs Money? Ladies, Get Yourself a... Sugar Uncle (like Sloop)!...
Sloop Emceeing Flabby Hoffman Caravans!
Sloop's the longest-running regular host of nightclub shows in Chicago...currently, perhaps of all time...and perhaps even nationally?... Internationally?... At least one a month (sometimes up to six) since the Summer of 2004... It all occurs for the Flabby Hoffman Caravans, showcases of up-and-coming local bands (with other acts sometimes), live and taped for portions reshown on the Flabby cable access show (http://www.flabbyhoffman.com)... Sloop not only emcees, but kills time between acts with witticisms and even audience-participation, gameshow prize giveaways!... Venues include, but are not limited to... Live Wire, 3394 N. Milwaukee, Chicago, First Fridays of the month; and Red Line Tap, 7006 N. Glenwood, Chicago, Third Fridays of the month... Keep watching Sloop Central, Sloop's Facebook, etc., etc.--or just contact that pervert bastard to double-check on the latest shows!...
This Just In (Sorta)...
Take a Tour of 1920s, Prohibition-Era, Gangster Chicago--With Sloop!
This is now Sloop's "job-job"--but it's a lot of fun! Locked in a bus with Sloop for two hours of infotainment with Sloopy bent! Book your tour now--and make sure to ask for "Slippery Sloop" as your guide! Untouchable Tours!
Is There a Proctologist in the House?…
If you go to see 'em live, always mention that you're there to see Sloop! (For reasons of getting paid and such, albeit pathetically paid)...
Sloop video is all over the Web! Not only does he have poems, monologues, interviews of performers and more on YouTube but he's co-hosting the 10-minute, Internet talk show sensation, Flabby Hoffman’s Colony Collapse Disorder! (Keep watching the site for breaking details of more Sloop Web video--but, again, search away, as he’s all over it!)
And don't forget to see Sloop's regular "News of Our Time--In Rhyme" through Continental Features/Continental News Syndicate and "finer" news publications nationwide...
Sloop's now an ordained "reverend," thanks to the Internet! For weddings or other rituals crying out for that Sloopy tinge...
Plus (nudge nudge, wink wink)…
Oh, and Chicago Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers, don't forget to watch Sloop's live hosting and other antics on "The Flabby Hoffman Show," Thursdays, 11:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. on Chicago Cable Channel 19. Ratings are rising--so get in on it now so you can act all cool and say you watched BEFORE it went Big!
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