Daily Limerick: Sloop (Biederman) Central-- The Stand-Up Poem of the Month
Contains Mature (and immature) Content; If You’re a Minor, Go Away!
Stand-Up Poem of the Month
"I'm just scaring you, ain't I?"
--Drunkin' kooky dame, upon kissing Sloop and falling into his lap
during his hosting of a "Flabby Hoffman" show at Phyllis' Musical Inn, Chicago
(This was actully an exercise in using a random-ish word from the dictionary and... Well, it IS a poem...)
It’s within my station to create a lucubration, lacking the standard elation, settling for masturbation, so all those across the nation, should read my labored lucabration, it’ll be quite a sensation, like crustacean masturbation.
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