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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, May 26, 2016
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DAILY LIMERICK 5/26/2016:
Love fried bird, but this goes to show,
don't all taste like chicken! Trump's show
wrote-off as joke since start! He's
now somehow nominee?
So I'm stuck now, eating crow!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 5/26/2016:
You've all of course heard of "catfishing."

So, when you're doing the online dating grind and end up with someone who's heftier than their pics would indicate, guess you're a victim of "fat-fishing"...
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