Daily Limerick Friday, September 3, 2010 and Sloop (Biederman) Central
Contains Mature (and immature) Content; If You’re a Minor, Go Away!
DAILY LIMERICK 9/3/2010:
Iraqi War, U.S rep stain's,
now over... 'Least POTUS ordained.
Though home came troops brave--
Orwell rolls in grave--
50K "non-combat" remain!
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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 9/3/2010:
Northwestern University professor Kristian Hammond--utilizing $700K+ Stimulus Funds, to boot--has created a software program that creates jokes.
Hammond himself admits that it's more about the computer and human brain-workings angle and that the jokes aren't very funny.
We're gonna have to side with John McCain in bashing this one. We already HAVE in place bad-joke machines--they're called "comedy open mics"!...
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SPECIAL"PULL-OUT" FRIDAY "ENTERTAIN YOURSELF" SECTION 9/3/2010:
TODAY'S EDITION: Who's Gonna Take This Over?
If a question's asked on a Web site and nobody answers... Oh, sod off!...*************
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