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Friday, September 3, 2010
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DAILY LIMERICK 9/3/2010:

Iraqi War, U.S rep stain's,

now over... 'Least POTUS ordained.

Though home came troops brave--

Orwell rolls in grave--

50K "non-combat" remain!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 9/3/2010:

Northwestern University professor Kristian Hammond--utilizing $700K+ Stimulus Funds, to boot--has created a software program that creates jokes.

Hammond himself admits that it's more about the computer and human brain-workings angle and that the jokes aren't very funny.

We're gonna have to side with John McCain in bashing this one. We already HAVE in place bad-joke machines--they're called "comedy open mics"!...

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SPECIAL"PULL-OUT" FRIDAY "ENTERTAIN YOURSELF" SECTION 9/3/2010:

 

TODAY'S EDITION: Who's Gonna Take This Over?

If a question's asked on a Web site and nobody answers... Oh, sod off!...

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