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Wednesday, October 18, 2017
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DAILY LIMERICK 10/18/2017:
Folks camped outside of McD's door--
Szechuan dip sauce ran out; craved more!
McD's STILL didn't have 'nuff!
Got fix here, might seem tough…
Have campers tried groc'ry store?


SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 10/18/2017:
Recently saw some relatives, second or third cousins or something, I hadn't seen in decades. They reminded me of an incident where, as a shaver, I ate hamster food on a dare.

This in turn reminded me of the fact that it wasn't an isolated incident. I was known for eating dog food, cat food, bird chow--you name it. Partly for attention, partly because I'm a big eater and partly out of curiosity.

In fact, I STILL do such things. Well, often, when I buy my cat a new brand of food, treats, etc., I'll sample one for the same reasons.

At this point in time, I'm glad I've gotten myself used to the idea of eating pet food. Sure, it's still uncertain--but it's good practice, in view of the possibility that my ObamaCare will soon be replaced with TrumpCare…
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