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Friday, March 22, 2019
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DAILY LIMERICK 3/22/2019:
Tech top-secret project, buzz dishin'--
says Apple's on "Apple Car" mission!
Lemme guess--it's model
that self-drives, full throttle
into any/all competition?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/22/2019:
Daily Limerick has entered its Twentieth Year of...er, um Service! (We turn 20 on July 12!)…

A South Korean city has installed high-tech gadgetry to inform smartphone users of nearby traffic, to help them negotiate crosswalks.

Of course, the foremost question on this new "smart" technology, as is the case with all these things, is… Just how will hackers use this to wreak havoc?...
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