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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, July 29, 2016
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 7/29/2016:
Heat index? Wind chill? These fall short!
Check temp, but this stuff is mere sport!
Can gauge this by feeling!
This stuff helps with one thing--
our 'ddiction to weather reports!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 7/29/2016:
Got a new, touchy-feely public service campaign we're workin' on--

"Handjobs, Not Handguns."

What? TOO touchy-feely?...
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