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Monday, April 23, 2018
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DAILY LIMERICK 4/23/2018:
On "Keeping Up With White House," canned we see
staff weekly, or more, from Pres. Real TV!
But there's one member of staff
safe from "fired!" 'gardless gaffe!
That Trump staff dude is…Sean Hannity!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 4/23/2018:
The age old wisdom says, "Everything in moderation."

It being unwise to blindly accept clichés from ancient days, studies are produced by studiers of things. On the same topic as the above-mentioned saying, these studiers of things have been telling us, for years now, that small amounts of alcohol, say a glass a wine or two per day, actually causes positive health effects.

Recently, these studiers of things have been pushing home the idea, however, that consuming large amounts of alcohol regularly in fact causes negative health effects.

Thank God we're living in an enlightened age where we don't have to rely blindly on ancient so-called "wisdom"! Today we have studiers of things!...
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