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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, October 31, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 10/31/2014:
Know vampire nymph! Claims much unsaid
'bout day-to-day lives of undead!
Male victims, she bites
place, mouth by, won't fight...
Could say that she gives them "unhead"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 10/31/2014:
Happy Frighteningly Cheezy All Hallow's Eve!...
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