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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 10/22/2014:
For ad shills, worst tough sell I make!
But Skittles "Desserts," "Birthday Cake"
flavored M&MS?
Chump for likes of them!
Sucker--just for snacks on the take!


SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 10/22/2014:
Recently, was in a neighborhood of Chicago I don't make on my regular rounds, but once did, and thought I'd reacquaint myself with the delights of Harold's Chicken Shack.

'Cept I had time to kill and... Well, the bastards didn't have a public bathroom--even for customers. So no Harold's for me.

Even if I WEREN'T killing time, in order to enjoy the delight that is a meal out, I empty my bladder, pre-meal, for Total Enjoyment.

Note to any and all eateries--

No bathroom, no patronage...
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