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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 4/23/2014:
You sick of this word yet--"brioche"?
I sure am--and more than a scosche!
Like "Tuscan" and "applewood-
smoked," while the gettin's good,
hack ad man's hot go-to gauche!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 4/23/2014:
Here's a joke related to what many Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers are undoubtedly still eating as leftovers--

A man hears of a new company selling cured hams out by a dam and calling them "Dam Hams."

Excited about the dinner prospect, he brings one home to the wife, who prepares it for dinner the next night.

During this family dinner, the dad says to the wife at one point, "Could you pass the Dam Ham?"

To which his little daughter replies, "That's the spirit, Dad--now somebody pass me the fuckin' potatotes!"...
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