Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Saturday, August 27, 2016
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DAILY LIMERICK 8/27/2016:
A girl who was mod Betty Boop--cute
big eyes, often'd sing "doo-de-doop" hoot
in voice high and squeaky,
was known to get freaky
and take one in her Betty Boop chute!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/27/2016:
In an interview with Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump said he knows how to stop the rampant violence in Chicago.

By having the police get tougher.

I guess all this talk about "returning to a simpler time" means, for Trump anyway… Well, this guy's thinking makes Archie Bunker's look complex…

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...
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