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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
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DAILY LIMERICK 9/1/2015:
"Modern Fam'ly" chick felt strong urge to be
of smaller breast! Creeps, 'round her, turgid be!
Was just…too attractive?
So she got proactive!
Now we've… Goldilocks plastic surgery?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 9/1/2015:
Ah, the carefree days of yore, when Donald Trump was a simple zillionaire real estate guy and the only public discourse on him focused on his trophy wives and ridiculous hair…
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