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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Sunday, May 3, 2015
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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 5/3/2015:
Nestle's target of lib'ral bark-fit--
still sells bottled water 'mid stark shit
of Cal's water loss! Fit?
Don't blame folks with faucets
at home for spawn of no-need market?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 5/3/2015:
Is it just us, or are there an abnormal amount of bench-clearing brawls in baseball early this season?

Makes sense, at least in Chicago. Considering the state of our sports teams, sure the Cubs and Sox are hoping viewers will confuse the broadcasts for hockey…

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 5/3/2015:
A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY
(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: I Planted a Tree
After mostly living out in my family home for the past year-plus, to settle estate matters after the deaths of my parents, moved back into my city home again last week.

I had a small Christmas Tree for my Chicago desk, which I hauled out to the country home in Ringwood, Illinois after the Holidays. So as my parting gift, I planted that tree among the copious others, right over the grave of my late cat, Chester…
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