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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye; L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, April 17, 2014
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(c)1999-2014 John "Sloop" Biederman
Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 4/17/2014:
Tips, tourists--large chunk of my pay!
As expert, I know how they play!
Traps set for them, like Hard Rock,
may miss the target schlock--
why not try "Soft Rock Cafe"?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 4/17/2014:
Okay, we're a little late with this, but this year's Income Tax Day fell on a full moon.

Almost too obvious for its seemingly Fate-given terror, no?...
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