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Edited by Chief Limericist John Sloop Biederman, author ("The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton," etc.) and humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, February 22, 2019
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DAILY LIMERICK 2/22/2019:
As Amazon mulled HQ2… Scared!
Tax gobbling, shit jobs? Not Chi--don't dare!...
Picked New York--Yay! Then danced 'round
when progs there shut scheme down!...
Wait! Won't they try again SOMEWHERE?...

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 2/22/2019:
Daily Limerick has entered its Twentieth Year of...er, um Service! (We turn 20 on July 12!)…

Okay, we'll give this one to Fuehrer Trump.

As far as Making America "Great" Again… We'll admit, he's brought us back to Super Power status… Well, on one level, anyway.

Two bad it's through causing a global RECESSION, but, hey, guess "great" is subjective…
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