Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist John Sloop Biederman, author ("The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton," etc.) and humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
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John "Sloop" Biederman, Author
So Demi Lovato, pop tart,
O.D.'d--heroin! I'll risk start
too soon on jokes and say
'least fights dang'rous cliché--
that heroin use spurs great art!


Daily Limerick has entered its Twentieth Year of..er, um Service! (We turn 20 on July 12, 2019!)…

So Ruby Rose ditched Twitter--selfie media, you know, the stuff we all "have" to do in this day and age--over a Batwoman, lesbian-claim backlash and yet… Is getting buttloads of publicity over it?

So, let's take stock here… Folks like us only grunt and bear this time-wasting, annoying selfie media crap because, again, we "have" to in this day in age, for building a "platform," really a form of publicity, and then Ruby Rose turns around and… Hmmm.

Let us take the opportunity to declare that we here at Daily Limerick are all, in fact, lesbians!

Er… Okay, and we, you know, considered auditioning for roles in some "Batman" flick.

Aww, shucks… Let us off! Please, for the love of all that's good and right in the Universe, let us get the hell off selfie media!...
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