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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 4/1/2015:
From basket, snack or party favor,
those rabbits of choc'late, I savor!
Dig solid; no hollow!
Munch while label, follow…
Huh? What the hell? Milk chocolate…flavored?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 4/1/2015:
With the Easter Season winding down, it got me to thinkin'… Why don't they have solid chocolate animals for EVERY holiday season? Next up, say, a Fourth of July Eagle?... Labor Day Beaver or something?... Etc., etc., et. al.?...
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