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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Sunday, February 1, 2015
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 2/1/2015:
For Mr. Cub's Heaven rebirth,
plays ball...with a World Series dearth
for all of eternity!
Strangely, that same Fate be
for the Cubs right here on Earth!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 2/1/2015:
Regarding the hubbub over "American Sniper"... The more things change, the more meaningless partisan titles blend together... Remember when it was "conservatives" who needed reminding, "You don't HAVE to see/read/listen to it?"...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 2/1/2015:
A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY
(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: I Tried to Pen an Edition for Today...
...I really did. But this Super Bowl...with regular features the Seahawks and (yawn) Patriots yet again... Oh, plus Katy Perry... Having such a hard time staying awake... Zzzz...
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