Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Saturday, February 13, 2016
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 2/13/2016:
A botanist, working with raspberry,
took break, tore of a piece of ass--Sherry's!
Knocked over test tubes,
and spilled his best lube…
Invented, somehow, the orgas-berry!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 2/13/2016:
Having sex with more than one chick at once could be called an "ass-erole"…

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