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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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DAILY LIMERICK 7/28/2015:
The Bible says, God's day of rest was pulled
off Seventh Day. (In space/time vestibule?)
Though no expert here, must say,
if summer, on Eighth Day,
God must've hit a street festival!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 7/28/2015:
In an episode of "All in the Family," Archie records a TV news editorial wherein he asserts that the best way to prevent plane hijackings is to arm all of the passengers.

Now, perpetual Presidential long-shot candidate Rick Perry comes forth to claim that the best way to prevent movie theater shootings is to arm all movie-goers.

Great. Now life imitates Archie Bunker...
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