Daily Limerick Monday, May 20, 2013 and Sloop (Biederman) Central
Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You’re a Minor, Go Away!
DAILY LIMERICK 5/20/2013:
I'll fly that kite--useless to nag! Ha!
Storms forecast? Don't care if there's magma!
Ben Franklin did same and he
brought world 'lectricity!
May unfurl... Female Viagra?
SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 5/20/2013:
Got a new analogy for social media.
Yeah, yeah. We bash it far too much but... Well, we like this one.
So... I post a comment about what I'm doing, eating, whatever, and you "like" it. You may not even READ it, but the theory behind these iAtrocities is "networking"--you tickle my taint, I tickle yours.
I post my events, invite you and you... Well, you probably ignore it, but you may mark yourself as "going"...although you don't.
In exchange, I "like" your posts, I "go" to your events... Well, actually, I don't even bother. I'm just honest about it. I hate social media, I join those things because you supposedly "have to" in this day and age, although nothing good ever comes of it, I post my stuff and get the hell off of 'em. Screw your boring, self-indulgent drivel.
Okay. Now and then I "like" or comment on a hot "friend's" stuff.Point being... Social media is just the largest circle jerk in history...
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