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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Saturday, May 23, 2015
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DAILY LIMERICK 5/23/2015:
Astronomers sought, Flo and Chip, fer
signs, alien life, they could flip fer!
Flo peeked 'neath Orion's Belt,
saw a star…no, she felt
one hidden 'hind Chip's Big Zipper!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 5/23/2015:
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three--one to actually change the bulb, a second to hold the bulb-changer's billy goat beard out of the way and a third to download a useless app for changing lightbulbs…

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