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Edited by Chief Limericist John Sloop Biederman, author ("The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton," etc.) and humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, November 15, 2018
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DAILY LIMERICK 11/15/2018:
There's Chinese plan, to bring world boon,
with launch of…artificial moon?
Fits Age of AI, Online!
Romantic date, 'neath dine--
might cause your sexbot to swoon!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 11/15/2018:
Daily Limerick has entered its Twentieth Year of...er, um Service! (We turn 20 on July 12, 2019!)…

Given the evolution of terminology, now it appears that an "event" has become a negative thing!

We have "bleeding events"… "cardiac events"… Apple events… and, perhaps worst of all, that's all Facebook is concerned with these days! Notifying you, right and left, "Friends are responding to Events near you!"; "Reminder: You have an Event coming up"…
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