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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 3/3/2015:
For sportsmen, there's term that's used towards them--
in fact, with nod, "active," rewards them!
But you don't hear fuss
about rest of us--
at least, no one's dubbed ME, "indoorsman"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/3/2015:
Can't stand seeing "March" abbreviated, ridiculously, as "Mar."

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Folks have their reasons, but irks the scratch out of us…
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