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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Sunday, September 21, 2014
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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 9/21/2014:
TNF's tunes, NFL canned from slate...
Rihanna? For "No Vi'lence" planned mandate?
Blame victim? Bizarre!
Who they think they are--
Congressional GOP candidates?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 9/21/2014:
What's with watches being all the rage now?

We're noticing these on all the hipsters lately--now that watches are completely unnecessary, what with everyone having GPS-synched phones and all.

So what's next? Are people going to start carrying around...newspapers?...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 9/21/2014:
A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY
(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: September Morn
It happens to be a September Morn as I type this, um, entry...which really in a non-entry for this week's edition, although I do enjoy annually getting this song stuck in the heads of Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers... Should Story at you next week...
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